'Twas The Lame Duck Before Christmas'
By Caleb Howe
December 16, 2010
A little Christmas satire that didn’t turn out as well as I’d hoped. But I already typed it out and everything so …
Consider this an open thread.
A Lame Duck Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when scared like a mouse,
A lame duck was stirring, Both in Senate and House.
November elections, still hung in the air
(though most of the Democrats just didn’t care.)
Their omnibus nestled, all snug and unread,
And visions of pork barrels danced in their heads.
San Fran Nan in her kercheif, with gums all aflap,
Had a DREAM their agenda they still could enact.
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