By Ed Morrissey
HotAir.com
June 29, 2012
Now that the Roberts Court has affirmed that the government has the
power to mandate purchases of private goods and services as long as it’s
structured as a tax, I propose that we put this new-found authority in
the service of an explicit Constitutional right. For far too
long, too many Americans have suffered from an inequal distribution of
firearms, despite the Second Amendment’s express exhortation to “keep
and bear arms,” in large part because income inequality in this nation
has kept the poor and working classes from having the proper protection
for themselves and their loved ones. We need to end this disparity now
by applying the ObamaCare model immediately.
First, the government needs to issue a mandate that all households
must own at least one firearm. We will need a federal agency to ensure
that people aren’t just buying cheap BB guns or .22 pistols, even though
that may be all they need or want. It has to be 9mm or above, with .44
magnums getting a one-time tax credit on their own. Let’s pick an
agency known for its aptitude on firearms and home protection to issue
required annual certifications each year, without which the government
will have to levy hefty fines. Which agency would do the best job?
Hmmmm … I know! How about TSA? With their track record of excellence,
we should have no problems implementing this mandate.
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